McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
An Open Invitation to Touch My Pregnant Belly
You Have Been Damned to Attend Cindy’s Virtual Nail Polish Party for All of Eternity
Introvert, Dear
10 Things Introverts Wish Were Real in Order to Escape Social Situations
Weekly Humorist
Your Luggage Is Not Lost; It’s On a Journey of Its Own Choosing
How Romeo and Juliet Would Have Ended if Written By Children’s Authors
The Belladonna Comedy
Taming The Wild Copier In The Teachers’ Lounge
An Apology from the Owner of “Dining in the Abyss”: the Sensory Deprivation Restaurant
Daily Itinerary of a Guy Who Thinks He’s the Bard Reincarnated Every April 23rd
The Broadway Beat
Fantine Actress Claims Costume’s Barbecue Sauce Stain is Character Choice
Ryan Murphy Only One Broadway Star Away From “American Horror Story” Bingo
Vaccinated Woman Struggles Finding Excuse Not to Attend Nephew’s Production of “Honk Jr.”
Slackjaw
Contrived Metaphors From My Novel About Seasonal Depression
QUIZ: Text From Your Ex Or Expired Streaming Service Subscription Email?
7 Rejected Hallmark Rom-Coms for Easter
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
Mantras for First-Year Teachers, Explained by a Guy Who is Trying Not to Drown
Yoga for Non-Confrontational People Who Need to Set Boundaries
Points in Case
This Fall, I’m Going Balls to the Wall with Flannel
Greener Pastures
My Wedding Vows, Written Using Hemingway’s Theory of Omission
How to Set Up Two-Factor Authentication, According to Your Brain
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