Writing


Oops. Did I accidentally, on purpose, upload a second picture of my cute pup?

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
An Open Invitation to Touch My Pregnant Belly

You Have Been Damned to Attend Cindy’s Virtual Nail Polish Party for All of Eternity

Introvert, Dear
10 Things Introverts Wish Were Real in Order to Escape Social Situations

Weekly Humorist
Your Luggage Is Not Lost; It’s On a Journey of Its Own Choosing

How Romeo and Juliet Would Have Ended if Written By Children’s Authors

The Belladonna Comedy
Taming The Wild Copier In The Teachers’ Lounge

An Apology from the Owner of “Dining in the Abyss”: the Sensory Deprivation Restaurant

Daily Itinerary of a Guy Who Thinks He’s the Bard Reincarnated Every April 23rd

The Broadway Beat
Fantine Actress Claims Costume’s Barbecue Sauce Stain is Character Choice

Ryan Murphy Only One Broadway Star Away From “American Horror Story” Bingo

Vaccinated Woman Struggles Finding Excuse Not to Attend Nephew’s Production of “Honk Jr.”

Slackjaw
Contrived Metaphors From My Novel About Seasonal Depression

QUIZ: Text From Your Ex Or Expired Streaming Service Subscription Email?

7 Rejected Hallmark Rom-Coms for Easter

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Mantras for First-Year Teachers, Explained by a Guy Who is Trying Not to Drown

Yoga for Non-Confrontational People Who Need to Set Boundaries

Points in Case
This Fall, I’m Going Balls to the Wall with Flannel

Greener Pastures
My Wedding Vows, Written Using Hemingway’s Theory of Omission

How to Set Up Two-Factor Authentication, According to Your Brain

Widget
Games Ruthless Executives Played During Recess