The New Yorker
If Corporations, Rather Than the Corporatized U.S. Health-Care System, Handled Childbirth
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
An Open Invitation to Touch My Pregnant Belly
You Have Been Damned to Attend Cindy’s Virtual Nail Polish Party for All of Eternity
Introvert, Dear
10 Things Introverts Wish Were Real in Order to Escape Social Situations
Weekly Humorist
Your Luggage Is Not Lost; It’s On a Journey of Its Own Choosing
How Romeo and Juliet Would Have Ended if Written By Children’s Authors
The Belladonna Comedy
Taming The Wild Copier In The Teachers’ Lounge
An Apology from the Owner of “Dining in the Abyss”: the Sensory Deprivation Restaurant
The Broadway Beat
Fantine Actress Claims Costume’s Barbecue Sauce Stain is Character Choice
Ryan Murphy Only One Broadway Star Away From “American Horror Story” Bingo
Slackjaw
Contrived Metaphors From My Novel About Seasonal Depression
7 Rejected Hallmark Rom-Coms for Easter
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
Mantras for First-Year Teachers, Explained by a Guy Who is Trying Not to Drown
Yoga for Non-Confrontational People Who Need to Set Boundaries
Points in Case
My Child Is Perfect, Even Though He’s a Venomous Gila Monster
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