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Selling My Emotional Baggage on Poshmark

Tallying the Scrabble Point Value of Your Break-Up Explanation

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The Belladonna
An Apology from the Owner of “Dining in the Abyss”: the Sensory Deprivation Restaurant

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Greener Pastures
My Wedding Vows, Written Using Hemingway’s Theory of Omission

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Broadway Characters Ready to Receive the Covid-19 Vaccine

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
I Am The Perfect Soft Serve Swirl And You Don’t Deserve Me

This Diet Gave Me the Figure and Temperament of a Siren

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Yoga for Non-Confrontational People Who Need to Set Boundaries

Sammiches and Psych Med
Forget Helicopter Parenting: 12 New Machine-Based Parenting Styles

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